diff --git a/update_test_mocks.sh b/update_test_mocks.sh
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-#!/usr/bin/env bash
-
-set -e
-
-echo 'Updating test mocks...'
-
-MOCKS_DIR="$PWD/test/fast/Unit tests/mocks"
-
-echo "creating $MOCKS_DIR"
-mkdir -p "$MOCKS_DIR"
-
-\. "$NVM_DIR/nvm.sh" --no-use
-nvm deactivate 2> /dev/null
-nvm_is_version_installed() {
-  return 1
-}
-
-nvm_make_alias() {
-  # prevent local alias creation
-  return 0
-}
-
-nvm_ls_remote > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_ls_remote.txt"
-nvm_ls_remote_iojs > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_ls_remote_iojs.txt"
-NVM_LTS=* nvm_ls_remote > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_ls_remote LTS.txt"
-NVM_LTS=argon nvm_ls_remote > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_ls_remote LTS argon.txt"
-nvm_download -L -s "https://nodejs.org/download/nightly/index.tab" -o - > "$MOCKS_DIR/nodejs.org-download-nightly-index.tab"
-nvm_download -L -s "$(nvm_get_mirror iojs std)/index.tab" -o - > "$MOCKS_DIR/iojs.org-dist-index.tab"
-NVM_COLORS=0ygre nvm ls-remote > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm ls-remote.txt"
-NVM_COLORS=0ygre nvm ls-remote --lts > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm ls-remote lts.txt"
-NVM_COLORS=0ygre nvm ls-remote node > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm ls-remote node.txt"
-NVM_COLORS=0ygre nvm ls-remote iojs > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm ls-remote iojs.txt"
-nvm_print_implicit_alias remote stable > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_print_implicit_alias remote stable.txt"
-nvm_ls_remote stable > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_ls_remote stable.txt"
-nvm alias "lts/*" > "$MOCKS_DIR/lts-star.txt"
-
-set +e
-NVM_NODEJS_ORG_MIRROR=https://nodejs.org/download/nightly/ nvm_ls_remote > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_ls_remote nightly.txt"
-nvm_download -L -s "$(nvm_get_mirror node std)/index.tab" -o - > "$MOCKS_DIR/nodejs.org-dist-index.tab"
-NVM_NODEJS_ORG_MIRROR=https://nodejs.org/download/nightly/ nvm_print_implicit_alias remote stable > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_print_implicit_alias remote stable nightly.txt"
-NVM_NODEJS_ORG_MIRROR=https://nodejs.org/download/nightly/ nvm_ls_remote stable > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_ls_remote stable nightly.txt"
-NVM_NODEJS_ORG_MIRROR=https://nodejs.org/download/nightly/ NVM_LTS=* nvm_ls_remote > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_ls_remote LTS nightly.txt"
-NVM_NODEJS_ORG_MIRROR=https://nodejs.org/download/nightly/ NVM_LTS=argon nvm_ls_remote > "$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_ls_remote LTS nightly argon.txt"
-set -e
-
-ALIAS_PATH="$MOCKS_DIR/nvm_make_alias LTS alias calls.txt"
-: > "$ALIAS_PATH"
-LTS_NAMES_PATH="$MOCKS_DIR/LTS_names.txt"
-: > "$LTS_NAMES_PATH"
-nvm_make_alias() {
-  # prevent local alias creation, and store arguments
-  echo "${1}|${2}" >> "$ALIAS_PATH"
-  if [ "${1}" != 'lts/*' ]; then
-    echo "${1#lts/}" >> "$LTS_NAMES_PATH"
-  fi
-}
-nvm ls-remote --lts > /dev/null
-
-echo "done! Don't forget to git commit them."